Mommy...What color is Jesus?

Had this discussion with my kids just the other day.

The Boy: Mommy...What color is Jesus?

The Girl: (in that teen know-it-all voice) He's biracial.

Me: O_o

The Girl: Wait...He's not biracial...Isn't He Every-racial? Cuz He loves everybody.

The Boy: (as if mentally mulling over the information my daughter just shared)Yeeeah...

Me: _____Flatline_______ (I definitely discussed this with them further, but I really had to recoup first.) #Lovethemkids,man!