If I haven't mentioned it before or
enough... Malaysia's teeth are H-U-G-E! Seriously...she can bite a hole
in a donut...several of 'em...AT THE SAME TIME! I can't take it! She
can't even close her mouth! When they were doing that para-sailing/kite
thing, I was kinda hoping she would fall on her teeth & be dragged a
while to sand off some of nem joints! I'm also beginning to think she's
a bit of an instigator. I mean...she tries to come off like the
peacemaker, but the way she goes about things is sneaky &
underhanded. First, inviting Jackie to Gloria's party & not giving
anybody a heads up, & now, with asking Brooke, 'Can I bring
'somebody'?' without telling her who it is. Why didn't she just ask,
'Can I bring Bambi?' knowing that they got beef. You don't do mess like
that...That'll getcha popped!<--In my Tammi from the OG BBW
voice--> Bambi almost acts more scared than anything & I don't
blame her...Brooke looks like
she
can throw them paws from the previews of next week's show...But that's
next week...Moving right along. Laura is just as funny as she is
two-faced. "I do...I mean, not dissin'...but I think I got jokes." &
the faces she be making...though some I don't think she can help. LOL!
Bambi just wants drama. Ain't nobody sneak-dissin' you, Paranoid
Patty....& Messy Malaysia, "Call her on it!" always dippin'...HUSH,
Puppy! Laura's outfit was outrageous, but I think she thought Jackie was
gonna go that route too being that she did go that route on just a
casual night out....Why not at your Salute-To-the-Gay-Community-Over-the-Top
17th Marriage to the same man??? But once again, Jackie always does the
opposite of what makes sense. She's clearly chemically imbalanced!
& Doug is too or just really whipped...I'm guessing the latter. He's
her puppy at her beck & call...Doggie Christie...So sad. That
little exchange between her & Brooke was uncomfortable. She really
should know she's not a match. Crazy don't make you a fighter, boo.
Stick to 'adoring' chicks, then plotting against them...that's what you
do best. Changing into high-top Nikes 'to take a drink' ....
Maaaaan...puhlease! You are not hard, Jackie-Lantern! You're just CRAZY.
That's it! Well...like the straight-jacket Jackie should be wearing,
time for me to wrap it up! HOLLA!!
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