Sooo....Y'all know how I like to do...Small fries
first...Scrappy...Wow. You really were sooo irrelevant on this episode.
They could've kept that 'fill the space' clip with yo' mama. She's
right, you're always gonna be a 'mama's boy'...the Prince of that
castle...which is a 2 bedroom apartment. SMH! I threw up in my mouth a few
times & almost stabbed myself in the eyes & ears with a hot
screwdriver when Mama D was flirting with the Dog Whisperer. I think he
did too. He was trying to be polite...I think....I hope....Or is Scrappy
finsta have a Step Fiz-ny-ee younger than him! LOL! That really has got
to be embarrassing for the young Scrappy...Anyhoo...DJ Crazy...I mean
Traci tried to be funny when she invited Shay to that fashion show Erica
was in. Shay was so uncomfortable as she should've been. Liked the way
Erica conducted herself cuz it could've got real ugly real quick if she
let her emotions lead her but she was a lady. I liked that.
Ummm...K.Michelle & Mimi...Really...Mimi...YOU
ARE NOT HARD! Hate when she acts like that. It's like watching Halle
Berry play a hood role. It's just not believable. She got smacked tough
with them flowers tho...LOL!!! That must've been the Pimp Smack Bouquet!
HAAAA!! Then Mimi just stood there...Even the most nonviolent of folks
would've had some sorta reaction besides, "See? Cuz that's what you
resort to cuz you're a whack 'B'!" I can see why Mimi called her that,
tho...Cuz she just WHACKED her wit dem flowers. LOL! Mimi was Pitiful
Wasted too. LOL! Slurring her words...One eye closed. She looked AND
sounded PITIFUL! K.Michelle has a bad way of doing it, but I do think
she knows what she's talking about with Kujo...or whatever his name is
& she's just trying to let Mimi know. It's all in the delivery, K.
If you want someone to receive the message you're giving, then you have
to deliver with less attitude. She delivered them flowers tho...Straight
to Mimi's sharply chiseled facial structure. Moving right along,
Joseline is HI-LARIOUS! She was like "Ah wih keek you rie in your
braces!" She will too. CheMack was holding her own tho til she made that
tic-tac-toe comment, then Joseline ticked & tagged dat jawline! I
don't know why CheMack kept talking! You could tell off rip with her pig
tails, bedazzled bra & matching hat that Joseline was not feeling
it. Shut your trap, Braces Face! BTW, Joseline, sweetie, it's Brace Face
in English, dear...Sneaky J acting like he was trying to be on the up
& up...Please, dude...Honest, you are NOT! Speaking of honest...I
HONESTly cannot STAND Kirk. Kirk the JERK! I mean really... I think the
cameras are saving his life...cuz if I was Rasheeda, I would've put him
out of his misery! I hope Rasheeda packed her bags (shout out to
K.Michelle;) because he is a TRIP! Who says stuff like that to his WIFE?
'I think you did this to spite me.' WHA-?!? 'I pulled out...' HUNH?!?
How EIGHTH GRADE is that, you DUMMY!!! If you got as many kids as you're
claiming then you should KNOW that mess don't work! 'Have an abortion.'
Y'all are MARRIED, you creep!! You didn't knock up a jump off! You got
your WIFE pregnant!!!! MAAAAAAN!! I caught a BAD case of
AHWOOSHANOOKAWOOD's watching that mess last nite...I almost slapped MY
hubby off GP! Then there's DJ Shady! You ain't get bamboozled &/or
hoodwinked by no partner! You ain't got no partner, maaaan!<---In my
Martin voice. He took that money & probably paid off some sort of
debt or something! He ain't even look mad! He looked like, "Is she
buying it?" SMH! She did. Hook, line & sinker...Just like she bought
that mess about the store. DJ Traci was mad at him for not having a
contract but she should be kinda of mad at herself for not asking to see
it herself...but nooooo...she was too consumed with the fear &
insecurity of a hoodrat infestation that she didn't ask the important
questions. Who just hands over $25,000 without seeing some legal
documentation of some sort??? ESPECIALLY to a baby daddy that you can't
even trust with your child? HIS child??? Females & their feelings,
man...Can't see the forest for the trees! Welp, that's all for this
rundown! Like DJ Traci's money, I'm GONE! HOLLA!!
I missed y'all last week, but I had to get up on it this week!! First things first...Ok. K.Michelle...hearing about your 'hot pocket' every week AIN'T HOT! Quit trying to make a story where there is none. No pun intended. If Jack Daniel's makes it work, then it works... Maybe you should just stop trying to give it away all willie nillie. Don't nobody want no 'hot pocket' that's been bitten out of by a bunch of random folks anyhow! Ask Jennifer from the Bad Girls Club! LOL!!! Erica & Scrappy broke up. SURPRISE! SURPRISE! Moving right along...---> I always forget about the fatal attraction that is DJ Crazy Girl & her baby daddy drama. "I didn't choose this life! You chose it for me!" with the OOGLY cry face...Yeah, her...He has moved on, honey. He does NOT owe you anything but to take care of y'all's son. He CAN have chicks...as many as he wants! I don't think he should have them around the boy but... When people breakup...they move on...At least, the sane ones do. He lied to you..Ok...What can you do about that now? Oh yeah...that's right...Give him $20, 000+ to invest in a sneaker shop cuz that's what most wounded baby mamas do. (Rolled my eyes so hard just now, I think I pulled my retina.) You're doing this to yourself, baby girl! Anyhoo...um, Mimi with the Comeback Kid. That hat he was wearing in the first scene...Yeah, the homeless guy on 53rd & Main called & told him to KEEP IT! HA!! Mimi done went & got her a Stevie S....Stevie the Sequel. He even tries too hard to exude swag like Stevie...Lickin' his lips n' TRYING to spit smooth game. Be thee aware, Mimi...If it walks like a Stevie & talks like a Stevie, it probably is a Stevie Wannabe. Then again, I think that's just how Mimi wants it. *Shrugs*...Really, Joseline...You gon' try n' fight that 'Ol' Lady'?? I believe Karlie! Benzino was lying up a storm with his no neck havin' self. Y'all see her hit him in the face with those earphones? If he had a neck, she would have hit him in the throat. He was stuttering & couldn't even look her in the eyes...Then again I think one of his eyes is lazy so maybe it was just taking a nap. Then him lookin' all special playing basketball with Rasheeda's boo thang...NOTHING BUT NECK...or not. Teehee... Anywaysss...Joseline really thinks she has arrived how she was dissing that new bucktooth chick...Che Mack? Wait...she's not bucktooth no more...SHE'S GOT BRACES & LOST 10 LBS!!! Who does that?!? She not only sounded thirsty, she sounded famished...like it would take only 30 cents a day to feed her or something! SHEESH! Joseline was like, "Calm down! I don't talk to dee hep." HAHAHAAA!! She was acting like a straight up crackhead on Red Bull popsicles tho...Talking all fast & LOUD..."Is this the Puerto Rican Princess? 'xcuse me?!? 'xcuse me?!? Can I meet you?!?"
Wow. She needed a shot of Ritalin or an open-hand smack to the face or something. Stevie Jerk's gonna hit it tho...Soooo...Poor Rasheeda & Kirk...They're goin' thru...& now she's preggors...SMH! Ain't she like 45? They got grandchillun's n' thangs!! I think this was done purposefully so she could be relevant on the show...Cuz she def wasn't before. She was like I ain't makin' no diss record, cuz K.Michelle too quick a wit for me...But I WILL get pregnant since I know her hoo-ha is on the fritz! LOLOLOLOL!!!! Just kiddiiiing! I wish the best for their family. By the way, Rasheeda, 'agreeance' is NOT a word! SMH! Welp...like Kirk's 4 earrings were on last night's episode, I'm OUT! HOLLAAAAA!!!
Y'all know how I do...The most irrelevant first. Really Karlie??? You still tryna do the thug-thizzle when you're like 58??? Please stop...Then your cheerleader is Rasheeda? Are you serious? The 'rundown Chillee from TLC' ? What K.Michelle say? "She needs to stick to the rivers and the lakes that she's used to!" LOL!! I am still weak off that! HA!! Karlie, you need to stop chasing waterfalls too, granny, 'fore you go n' break a hip or somethin'...mmkay! Speaking of Rasheeda...All that mess K.Michelle was throwing at you...BEFORE the candle, I mean...& when she said your husband had 3 earrings, THAT'S what made you leap, frog?? You know K.Michelle been abused, she ain't for awladat walkin' up on a soostah...She be havin' flashbacks n' thangs! You found out though when she waxed that tail...Literally. LOL! Then your hubby comeback is, "I got FOUR earrings! Learn how to count!" Oooooh....Good one, Captain Kirk, cuz the MORE earrings you have the LESS gay you are! SMH! And I ain't sayin' he's gay, I'm just sayin' his comeback was drenched in WEAK SAUCE! Anyhoo, Benzino...Are you really spreading lies?? If only you could stretch that neck like you stretch the truth, my man...SMH! I think Joseline deed a lah owf dangs buh Benzino wuss naw one owf deem, okay! She deed nah haf none owf hees beefcake! HAAAA!!! Mimi...every time she talks, all I hear is, "I'm an idiot! I'm an idiot!" Her mouth says one thing but her eyes tell a-whole-nother pansy-filled story! That rat-face joker put a spell on her or something. Joseline too...but I liked that Joseline ain't afraid to poke him in the cheek & withhold his 30%. LOL! These women....SMH!!! Then there's the special case that is Mama D. Even Scrappy was lookin' like, "I think my moms is really criz-ny-ee wit awl dis kingdom talk!" She is, boo! But the person who needed to pump their brakes this time was Erica! And she better be glad she did while exiting the garage in her lil red Mercedes, almost running over Mama D & her good striped skinny pants!! LOL! Really tho, Erica was over the top...I mean I know they edit some stuff but, it really looked like she went from 0-60 in 2 seconds flat & she was being extremely disrespectful. I understand Mama D had been disrespectful prior to this little dinner meeting, but they were supposed to be trying to resolve the issues & Erica came off combative from the start. Mama D did need to take a seat too tho with that trying to run back up in the house with her good hip...slow as ever, with that combo hop & limp...Please remember, Queen D, that you are OLD. You're never gonna be faster than a Hoveround with a flat, let alone SECURITY! Y'all see how fast Scrappy called off the engagement tho?!? Dude saw the door to the castle open & he was ready to gallop thru it, OK! His stuff was already packed in anticipation of a blow-up at Dinner With the Rats! "Bettah bring that ring back." In one fail swoop that engagement was broken like Humpty-Dumpty after his fall! & all the Queen's horses & all the Queen's men... & GUARDS! GUARDS! OFF WITH HER HEAD! WHA-?!?! The Prince is back in the kingdom & on his throne, y'all! HAHAHAHAA!!! But for real...I can't help but to think about all that food that was wasted...& that cup of drink that Scrappy knocked over. You really showed that cup, Scrappy! You put dem paws on 'im! BWAHAHAHAAA!! Well, let me make like Erica with that $20,0000+ ring & GET GONE!! HOLLA!!!
Mmkay...Let's get straight to the biz! After that lil therapy session with the therapist, even Stevie Wonder could see Kordell & Porsha's breakup coming! They was not on the same page at all...Matter of fact, was they even reading the same book???? I really am glad that Porsha realized that Kuckoo Kenya was trying to play her. I mean, I think she knew from the jump to a certain extent, but then bought in to Kenya's LAME explanation of why she wanted her to come to her party as Bap's, but then after going thru the costumes her friends, TRUE friends, really opened her eyes as to what vengeful Kenya was trying to do. Trying to make her look like the dumbbell hoodrat she's always thought her to be. I just love when the bully gets the script flipped on them by the bullied! Then she was Foxy Brown. Tsk! Lookin' more like Freddie Brown with her manly self. She is truly not really a resident of planet Earth! You are really going to have a tantrum & have her kicked out of the party over her costume. She still played along, she just wasn't going to be your pawn is all. Then that dude, the one that was dressed like Shames Girl Jones in Coming Out of the Closet, that was trying to get all turned up with Kordell...Maaan...That woulda been a good cat fight...A cowardly lion and a catty hammerhead shark! I will admit I cracked up when Kenya said what she said about him when he jumped in their argument. He shoulda bucked up to those body guards if he was really bad. He ain't want no real fight though. He ain't about that life! LOL! Anyhoo, did any of y'all think it was strange that NeNe was the only one that could bring Kenya in? NeNe must be a Cuckoo Whisperer. I don't know. But you gotta love NeNe with her equal opportunity type honesty. She ran them costumes D-O-W-N, DOWN, honey & ain't told nothin' but the truth! Cynthier looked like... Cynthier with a fur. Peter still looked like a California Raisin in a faux fur....LOL! Kandi's Tina Turner was a hot SMOKING mess...If Tina looked like that, I could see why Ike would put them paws on her...She looked threatening like a stray, wild Thundercat. Todd is a loser almost like Ike for not participating. I cain't stand a lame party pooper! Just wear the wig, Ike! What's pride gotta do with it? What's pride but a bowl wig in motion??? Teehee...Phaedra looked like the mythical character, the Donkat...Half donkey half cat...BUTT<--pun intended--> NeNe was right on when she said she looked the best she has looked all season. & NeNe for who she was supposed to be was certainly fierce, honey! Two snaps in a Z formation, chile! I don't know about y'all but if I had a remote for life, I would be fast forwarding to the reunion right about yesterday! It looks like it's gonna be on & fan poppin' with all them exchanges between Kenya & Apollo! Yikes! Okaaaay!!! Well, until the reunion, like Kenya's mind...I'm OFF!!! Holla!!!
Love is in the air for Kandi & her boo,
Todd...And the pen is on the paper for the pre-nup! Kandi ain't playin'
with her money! Shoooot! First comes BUSINESS, NEXT comes love, THEN
comes marriage, THEN comes somebody else their baby to carry! <---I
thought that was a lil over the top but whatev...I guess that's how rich
people do it these days. SMH. She shouldn't have mentioned her mama
ever coming to stay with her though...That is a deal-breaker with some
men. Don't nobody want their mother-in-law within walking distance of
their house. I mean, as much as I love my MIL, I'm cool on that.
Distance makes the heart grow fonder...or something like
that...Anyhoo... The whole NeNe & Greg thing STILL grosses me out. I
guess when you love somebody, it don't matter how old & cornball
they are. If NeNe refers to Greg's geriatric gestures as swag one more
time...UUUGH!!! I just about throw-up in my mouth every time he makes an
attempt at sexy....But NeNe likes it so that's all that matters, I
guess. Poor Poor-sha...I feel sorry for her. Can't wait to see her
pompous hubby in counseling with her next week. He bet' not act a butt
up in there! What a great segway into the most entertaining portion of
the show.---> Speaking of butts---> for reals, Phaedra? Just when
folks were rooting for you, you go n' do that high-budget, low-class
workout video??? Who cares if it's filmed in a grandiocious mansion when
you're doing hood moves? & wearing that painted on lime green
unflattering but FATtering outfit? & that's F-A-T, not PHAT! LOL! It
was too much & not enough all at the same time! Then she was about
to pass out halfway through! LOL!! I ain't gonna lie...I woulda passed
out tryna get into that outfit! HAAA! Even the name of her video is
stupid...PHINE? For reals? What is that? Pretty, Hot & I (ain't got)
No Energy? Kenya showed you up on this one, Phaedra, girl. If I was
serious about getting in shape, the video I would go with would
definitely be Kenya's Booty Boot Camp. She might be a lil unfit mentally
but physically, she's a boss! If I want to burn a few calories
laughing, I'll get Phine cuz that mess looks Phunny. I'm glad Cynthier
kept it real with Kenya on that Walter thing. Hopefully something that
she said sticks. I hope they keep it real with Phaedra too & tell
her that lime green mess didn't make her look PHINE it made her look
PHUNKY...like she would smell like fried green tomatoes & sauteed
onions! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Ok. Like Phaedra should be with workout videos,
I'm DONE! HOLLAAAA!
I am NOT an independent woman. I HAVE been and
CAN be, but I am married now. I depend on my husband to provide for, to
protect, to confide in, and to comfort me and my children among a host
of other things. I DO consider and value my husband's opinion with the
choices I make. He DOES have a say-so in where I go and who I go with,
not because he is controlling, but because his feelings matter to me.
In turn, he considers and values my opinion and feelings as well. We
haven't always been here and we have a ways to go before we can
officially announce that we've 'arrived', but the important thing is
we're traveling side by side, supporting one another throughout the
journey. We are blessed and IN love. ♥
Looove Message: I have been a
Baby Mama. I was bitter, angry...I felt that it was unfair that I had to
be the one to 'do it all by myself'...after all, I didn't make these
babies by myself, right? That's true & I was entitled to feel this
way, I thought...Life was really hard for me when I had that mentality
because I thought, I have to right this wrong...I have to MAKE him pay! I
have to MAKE him responsible!
Well...How many of y'all know that didn't work? How many of y'all know
that all I did was cause stress on not only myself but the children? So
many talk about the 'promises' made pre-sex & pre-baby &
PRE-MARRIAGE...How many of y'all know that the promises made
PRE-MARRIAGE are NULL & VOID if the marriage never occurs? Shoot,
sometimes they're null & void if the marriage does occur, truth be
told. Anyhoo, I digress. The true point to this message is GET OVER
YOURSELVES! If, in fact, you are the only parent raising your kid(s)
then you need to be thee BEST parent you can be. And you can't be THAT
parent if you're running around playing the detective, saboteur,
manipulator, vindictive parent! I had to learn that I can't MAKE my
child's father do ANYTHING he didn't want to or just flat out wasn't
going to do. I had to come to grips with & TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for
MY role in my child being in a broken home. I vowed to be a good,
educated, productive mother, being that I was the PRIMARY PARENT in my
kids' lives! I couldn't wait around for dude to 'get it right'. I had to
create a stable environment for my kids! I had to make sure they felt
safe & secure! I had to be STRONG for them! And my children are
pretty good kids. They have no real behavioral problems except for a
little attitude & smart lip once in a while. But for the grace of
God go I! HE kept me & mine! Regardless of what sin I was in, I kept
my children in church. I learned early on that wasn't nothing cute
about cursing out my 'baby daddy' in front of my kids. I learned early
on that talking bad about him wasn't doing ANYTHING for my situation
except for possibly doing more damage (to my children) than good. GET A
GRIP! No you SHOULDN'T have to go it alone, but a lot of things
SHOULDN'T have happened, including but not limited to, having sex out of
wedlock. That baby SHOULDN'T suffer because his/her parents are BOTH
too immature to see that HE/SHE is what truly matters. Instead of trying
to change the other parent, concentrate on yourself. Make sure YOU'RE
the best parent YOU can be. It may not be the picture perfect life you
dreamed, but let go & let God be the Artist & He will most
certainly place the strokes of paint where they should be. ♥
