Love & Hoodbunny (Hip Hop) Sum Up

 I felt that lil heart to heart between Erica & her mama, Mingnon...but the big question here is...What's a Mingnon? LOL!! I'm just kidding-ah! Her mama talked like she had a lot of sense! Unlike Scrappy's mama, whom we missed this episode. Mama Dee, as crazy as she is, I was kinda disappointed that she didn't have no air time. She is entertaining...& she is def on that Bobby/Whitney! Anyhoo...moving right along>>>Mimi is still stupid...Even if she was a smidgen smart to demand to get paid, why is it you can be bought??? Ladies, your dignity should PRICELESS!! Money can be made, but my heart can't keep gettin' played! Then she kept insisting that (not so) Sneaky J 'look her in the eye' & LIE to her...again...even AFTER he SHOWED her what was what on the last episode! Actions speak OCTAVES louder than words, boo boo! THEN when he did what he does best - lies to her face, looking her dead in her eyes- she says,"I don't believe you!" THEN WHAT WAS YOUR POINT FOR AWLADAT?!?! If you ain't gonna be thru, you ain't gonna be thru! STOP with all the shenanigans & the dramatic performances! Regardless of how much you sell your heart & soul for, you've still sold out...so be it! Hope it's all worth it in the end. I also hope your kid knows her worth so she doesn't feel she can be bought. *shrugs* It's bad enough he's cheating...but then without protection??? Impregnating his jump-offs? That's CRAZYYYY & STUPID!! It's way more stupid than that mini-video of Rathanna taking the pregnancy test! Snakey J steady denying that he slept with...Wait...He didn't deny that he SLEPT with her...He just said that he 'wasn't SLEEPING with her', like...at this present time...SMH! Anyhoo...it will all come out in the DNA test, scumbag! It's not a coincidence he looks like a rat, y'all! He is low down & dirtaaaay!! Welp...That's all I gotta say about that! Let me make like Mama Dee's mind & GET LOST! HOLLAAAAAH!!

Put On Your Big Boy Briefs & Go To Jail!

Man makes prank phone calls that lands him in jail. A man was arrested for making prank phone calls to women & asking them what kind of underwear they were wearing. If the women refused to talk about their undergarments, he threatened to rape a kid that he claimed he was holding hostage. When officials caught up with the prankster, there were no children but they arrested him for the harassing phone calls. See? Why can't I get phone calls like this? Cuz I would change the sicko's life with my answer. I'd say something like: I wear granny panties. They come up past my pendulum abdomen. (This is a medical term for 'gut that hangs over your belt'.) They cover my Cesarian scar that I obtained after birthin' 2 kids...You know they push them lil boogers thru that little slit?!? Mmmhmm...The keloid scar reeeeallllyyy itches sometimes! My draws are made of 100% cotton! And I like my undies like I like my car insurance...FULL COVERAGE, BABY! Is that sexy enough for you, boo? Because my 6'4, 250+ pound hubby loooooves it! Now...Bubba (from the county) would like to know, boxers...or briefs??? Oh & you get one phone call...Make it count! #NexttimeuseaPRIVATE#,idiot!

Stuck Like Glue...er...BY Glue...

N the News 2day: Woman in Kentucky gets caught in a sticky situation. A woman using the facilities at a Walmart in Kentucky found herself in quite the unusual, embarrassing position. While relieving herself, she realized she was a little ATTACHED to the toilet! Apparently someone had put super glue on the toilet seat & the unsuspecting lady sat &...sat.....&...sat....for about an hour until paramedics could pry her from her porcelain abductor. The victim was taken to the hospital where she received treatment for injuries to her bum from the incident. Officials are unsure if this was an accident or done purposely. UMMMM....How many of us without official police badges know that this was DEFINITELY done ON PURPOSE?!?! Come on, man...I ain't no Sherlock Holmes, but I do know a good....er...BAD prank when I see one...& this was a PRANK to the 3rd power! Could u imagine how the lady must've felt though? Realizing she was stuck...Then, realizing she needed help to get off the toilet...Then, either making that call herself OR having to ask whomever wandered into the restroom to call 911 & explaining that she was stuck to the toilet seat...OMG!! I think I would've just stuffed my mouth with toilet paper to bite down on as I ripped myself from the toilet seat all by my lonesome, cuz I couldn't endure the humiliation...No sir! This is why we all need to listen to at least 2 of the rules our mothers/grandmothers/aunties told us: ALWAYS wear clean, hole-less panties & NEVER sit on a public toilet! SQUAT, girl!!!

LOVE & HOODBUNNIES

Love & Hoodbunny Breakdown: Y'all knew it was coming! I could not let this HOODRATchedness happen & not go in like I do...MAAAAAAN!! What type of speshulness was that last nite, y'all??? First, we got the chick, MiMi, who gets a house, KNOWS the house is to get her out the way so her 'man' of 15 yrs, Stevie J, can do what he do, but STILL sticks around talkin' bout, "I ain't on it...He's gonna hafta make a choice..." MAN, he ain't BEEN on it for 15 YEARS if he ain't married you yet! He TOLD you to your face IN the new house, he ain't tryna be about that family life! And she still wanna 'let him know in a coupla days'...WHAT THE WHAT?!? At least Chrissy was smart enough not to have a kid by her hip hoppin' D-O-double G! Then he, Stevie J, is jus' ignorant with it!  Just all on camera feelin' on this ran-down Rihanna wanna-be, Joseline! Then SHE, or whatever it is, is gonna cancel him in that STAGED club scene for chasing after his woman! Then he canceled her back outside the club...Um...Where did he get that drink from? STAGED!! (Don't Stevie J look like he smells something stankin' all the time?) Moving on... Scrappy...I mean...there's a likeable quality about him...til you get to his mama...Then, I'm just SCURRED...Erica:"Did you take your medication today?" Mama Dee: "No...I haven't taken it for about 5 days." WHAT THE SCHIZOPHRENIA?!? I'ma need you to stay on your meds, Mama Double D (for Delusional & Delirious) because you are scaring me! She makes Mama Jones (Jimmie's mama) look like freakin' Claire Huxtable, man! Then the video quality of the show itself...It looks like a cheap...er version of a Master P movie. All the lame butt-shots & mini videos...Love & Hip Hop Atlanta is a true train wreck and I'm only gonna watch so I can run it down e'ery week. Man...What I won't do for my readers...SMH!

(Rihanna)I must admit, the resemblance is uncanny....

Joseline

But there's a resemblance here too...John Leguizamo as Chi-Chi in "To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar." LOL!

TOOTHtino's Pizza Rolls

Girl in Fairborn, Ohio makes a startling discovery while eating pizza rolls. A teenage girl was eating the well-known, well-liked snack, Totino's Pizza Rolls, when she bit down on something in one of the bite-sized treats. She took it out of her mouth & told her parents that it looked like a tooth. The family bagged & took the fragment in question to the dentist. The dentist confirmed it was indeed a tooth...of an animal. The kind of animal is unknown at this time. The company that distributes the pizza rolls said that this is the first report of such a finding. OKAAAAY!!! WHAT THE TRIPLE MEAT?!? A TOOTH OF AN ANIMAL?!?! I mean...it being a tooth of a human wouldn't have made it any better but either way that is gag-me-with-a-fork G-R-O-S-S!!! Had it been me, the distributor woulda been changing the brand name to "JOY-tino's" cuz I woulda sued the pepperoni out of their tails! And this lil dental discovery happened a lil too close to home for me...I'm traumatized! I know they don't know what kind of animal, but I'm hoping it was at least a pig...Cuz that would really be the only logical explanation with the pepperoni &/or sausage...Unless it was a rat from the factory! Yikers!!I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit...I will say that this has helped me to eliminate at least one snack from my junk food repertoire. No more TOOTHtino's for me or my family! The only teeth I want in my mouth is my own!!

Father's Day Card Idea

I got this magnificent idea for a Father's Day card from a friend's post on Facebook. I thought it was such a neat card idea, I couldn't pass it up. It was one of the most...okay..it was THE most expensive card I ever made, but it was easy & fun to do.

It says: Dear Neo, We were going to give you a 'Whopp'ing '100 Grand' for Father's Day, but the $ slipped thru our 'Butterfingers'. We didn't have an 'Extra' 'Rice Krispie Treat' to sell & it wasn't 'Payday'. We didn't think a pet 'KitKat', a trip around New 'York' , or an 'Orbit' around the 'Milky Way' would be appropriate. We did want to give you 'Mounds' of '100 Grand's but we don't & (probably) won't have that kinda $ 'Now or Later'. However, as you eat this card, we hope it doesn't make you 'Rolo'ver & get sick. If it does, we promise not to 'Snicker'. Love your favorite 'SweeTarts', 'Almond Joy' & the 'Sour Patch Kids'.

I hope to use this design again for another occasion, as it's way to unique, fun, creative idea to only use once!

 

N the News 2day: From Rags to Walmart

 Homeless man finds a bag with a surprise in it. The homeless man stumbled upon a trash bag and when he looked in it, he found that the bag contained $50,000!!! For most folks in this man's situation, what to do with the money wouldn't have even been a question. He's HOMELESS!! HOWEVER, the poverty-stricken man TURNED THE MONEY IN!!!! Wow! I'm not homeless but if I found a bag of money...$50,000?!? I ain't so sure I would hand it over to the officials... Shooooot... Finders keepers, losers weepers, right? I woulda straight went into my Tee-Tee from Set It Off voice, "I need this money, Frankie!!" Straight up! I woulda gave God His 10% tho... Anyhoo, the destitute dude turned it in & after some investigation it was determined that the money was clean & the loot was given back to the man. Now, ain't that how God works?!? I sincerely hope the man uses the duckets to get back on his feet! From rags to Walmart! Das what's up!!