BRAXTON BREAKDOWN: LONG LIVE TAMAR!!!

SHE'S BAAAAA-AAAAACK!!! Well...THEY'RE back...but Tamar is my fave so she gets a special shout out! Yes, she's over the top, but she's herself & I love that about her! She's freakin' hilarious & the show wouldn't be a show without her...That's just the TRUTH.COM! I do, however, think she needs to build a bridge & get over that whole shallow thinking of what pregnancy can do to her career & body & what-not! To be able to carry a baby is one of the greatest gifts God has blessed women with. It allows us to build a bond with our child(ren) that no other human will ever be able to have or break! JUST CARRY THE BABY, TAMAR & quit being such a diva....as if that's possible... That scene with Towanda & her INsignificant other made me want to run & dive face first on a hot, cemented sidewalk! I CANNOT STAND THAT LOSER!!! Talking about folks using folks! Ain't that the moocher calling the beggar a bum?!? FAH-LARIOUS when Tamar was like, "The baby might pick up some of his bad habits like not wanting to work." HAHAHA!! RIIIIGHT!! Soooo glad they didn't really show Gabe last night...I reached my Idiot Capacity with that one scene. So Mama's a life coach now...Hmmm...Ok...Ok...Is she a licensed counselor? Maybe she got her honorary degree b/c of what she deals with her daughters...LOL! Doc is sooo stinkin' thirsty...I don't think he heard anything she said with how loud his infatuation for her is. Maybe she shouldn't have went to him period...Not even on a business tip cuz like he said to her,"This is going to make it easier for me to stalk you." Ok...maybe he ain't use them words exactly but that's what he practically said. Anyhoo, poor Traci don't wannabe a wannabe no more...BUUUUUT...yeah...It's almost like her destiny...Traci the Wannabe...she might just need to accept that title...& Trina might wannabe gettin' that belly button looked at. An oozing, swollen navel??? That ain't hot!<In my Tamar voice. Speaking of swollen...That ego of Toni's is gettin' out of control...I mean...I understand she's serious about her career & and ol' girl shouldn't have disrespected by wanting to sing another artist's song... & I was liking her during the auditions, til she started acting all brand new after the FIRST rehearsal with the girls SHE picked! Her spoiled diva personality took over &, like Trina's shirt on that infected belly button, it rubbed me the wrong way! Hey, but if she gets rid of those ladies, she'll always have Traci...& Tamar if she needs them, I'm sure! LOL! Already loving the season & I'm so excited about Tamar & Vince's show that I could pee. Welcome back to my life, Thursday Night Television!! HOLLA!

Love(less) & Hood Bunnies Rundown: Bigger Fish to Fry

K. Michelle did a dramatic presentation for Domestic Violence Awareness using her own personal experience.

Ok. I'm gonna go with the more serious issue first. This show is all about the surface drama but K. Michelle got deep & showed that we have bigger fish to fry when it comes to our younger generation. I give big ups to K.Michelle for being so brave to stand up against Domestic Violence & against her abuser, even though she is being harassed & ridiculed behind it. I was APPALLED at Rasheeda for even hinting that this might not have happened to her friend. I mean, I understand she's friends with the assailant as well, but after that true emotion K.Michelle showed at her performance, how could you even question her?!? I would've apologized for my previous skepticism! I'm so glad K.Michelle went off on her & left her sittin' there lookin' like an plum idiot! Sure- there are psycho women out there that might make up a story like that, but -& I don't know K.Michelle personally- K.Michelle doesn't seem like the type that would do that. Her emotion during both scenes was too real. D.V. is too real...& when someone who is famous & has power does it, it's hard for the victim to get support. I support you, K.Michelle, as do your TRUE friends, I'm sure. Rasheeda is just trying to make herself relevant on this show, but she's going about it the wrong way. She shoulda just stuck to renewing her vowels w/her spineless hubby. She ran game on him for real...Tryna act like she's puttin' all that manager mess behind her & now she wants to be all lovey-dovey...Man, please. You mean you stirred the pot, all that beef surfaced & now you wanna take your spoon out?!? But ok...Whatever's clever. Who's NOT clever? Mama Dee, that's who! What is with these non-spelling rapper's mamas?!? First Mama Jones with 'Physichotic'<She KNEW that was too big a word for her limited vocabulary anyway! THEN Mama Dee...BICTH????? That word has only FIVE letters!! ONLY F-I-I-IVE!! And we KNOW that's a part of her EVERYDAY vocabulary, so WHYYYY doesn't she know how to spell it?!?! If Scrappy knew any better, he'd be embarrassed! But he don't...& it's becoming more apparent why every time they show Mama Dee. What mother in their right mind encourages their son to be a pimp, player, whatever with all these diseases & cray cray folks out here these days? Yeah...Scrappy is like a fish out of water- just a flip-floppin' mess trying to figure out what he wants- which is his cake & ice cream...Oh- & he wants to eat it too... Moving right along...Bobble-head Bipolar Benzino...He is about to blow his top & Karlie knows he his fuse is short...like his neck. This finsta be another Ike & Tina- Karlie gonna be singing, "What's love gotta do with it? What's love but a backhand in motion? What's love gotta do, gotta do with it? Who needs a nose when a nose can be broken?" LOL! Just kidding!! Benzino got anger issues though & steady trying to play counselor with all his messed up friends. Anytime you gotta go to a strip club to get clarity, YOU- YOURSELF needs to get some mental help. Sleazy J got some real sexual addiction issues. He couldn't even hold a conversation without his little serpent tongue hittin' the stage at that club. SMH! Speaking of strippers, let's move on to Joseline. How many shades of blue did Joseline have on last night? LOL!! I mean, gimminee...Did you just spin the rack & snatch off anything that remotely looked like baby blue...SHEESH! HA! Mimi is killing me with the hard-boiled act. You may be boiling but you ain't hard...You're more like soft-boiled. Dude is gon' come back, poke you with a little "I love you" & you're gonna open up & pour out your self all over him again. She shoulda took that house from the first episode & moved on! BUT Shoulda, Woulda, or Coulda ain't never got nobody nowhere, dear. Well, like Mama Dee's spelling skills, I'm goen...er...gone! ;o> HOLLA!!

Love(less) & Hoodbunnies Rundown: Sneaky J & the Sneak Attacked

Deb lookin' like Henery Hawk

Henery Hawk

Love(less) & Hoodbunny Rundown: Let's start with the most boring...er...um...the LEAST drama first. Rasheeda & the hubby, (Wannabe) Captain Kirk...They're tryna make a story where there ain't one. Yes, she met with that lady that looks like a drag queen baby hawk on steroids (see attached pic)...Yes, Rasheeda thinks you messed up her career...Yes, she thinks you're holdin' her down...& Yes, you might actually have to get a 9 to 5 as an electric company meter reader or cable installer...Any more questions? Where else can this story go? Just like that NeNe Leakes wig on the O. G.'s head...I'm over it!! HA! K. Michelle...I would say that she didn't really know enough to go back & tell Ericka, really...Scrappy came to a show with an unbeweavable woman...So? That's all she saw. Now, Rasheeda DID witness some questionable stuff & she had more to tell Ericka. She should've accompanied K. Michelle on that little luncheon. I kinda feel for Ericka. She fin

ally cracked....Speaking of crack, K. Michelle's butt is HUGE-AH! Not that I was looking...but you couldn't ignore it! It like... walked into that club with the girls as its own entity! Seriously! It was like K. Michelle, her butt, MiMi & Mimi's friend. She got that Michael Jackson booty! With HAM ON IT!! HEE! HEEE! LOL! Speaking of big butts...BUT how is Benzino gon' be buyin' a ring for a chick he JUST start kickin' it with? They've only been dating for 3 days in reality show episode time...So that's what? 3 weeks in real time? She musta really put it on him, cuz his nose & wallet is WIDE open! Guess it ain't trickin' if you got it, hunh? I mean...How does he KNOW it's real love? I, myself, think it's real...INFATUATION! You neckless fool! You're helping her with her career, showering her with gifts...OF COURSE she 'LOVES' you! Make like the growth of your neck & slooow down! And did y'all catch that bipolar convo between Karlie & Joseline? It went from "We ain't collaboratin' nuttin' cuz I hate you!" to "Giiiirl, you datin' Benzino?!?" girlfriend convo in like 2 seconds flat. That was def a weird lil conversation. Now...To the biggest, most hot messiest story on the show. The lust triangle between MiMi, Silly J, & Joseline...Man...Sly J got both his women to go into counseling...TOGETHER. Dude is a pure genius...or at least he has his genius moments...Then he demolishes those moments almost simultaneously with his idiocy...I honestly thinks it's an illness...I, personally, believe that the hits should've came from MiMi when he mopped that hot tamale's nose...Even the counselor lost his cool for a minute & had to question the dummy! But when that habanero pepper blew her liiiiiid & molly-whopped ol' Stupid J in that pinched grill of his....MAAAAAN!! I couldn't help but cheer! Women around the globe have BEEN wanting to do that since premiere night! It confirmed one thing for sure tho...MiMi is truly NOT a fighter! I mean, any chick I know that is in MiMi's position woulda got some licks in on both nem mugs! Joseline's Josephine Baker leggo snap-on quik-weave would been snatched out much quicker than it was put in, honey!! Then MiMi gon' act like "Yeah...get one in for me!" Girl, you shoulda got one in for YO'SELF because OBVIOUSLY he's still messing with the girl if she got that mad over you being in the house...STUPID. I haaaate when women say, "If it wasn't for the kid, I wouldn't be here!" CHILD, PUH-LEASE!! You're still there cuz you wanna be. He is DOGGING you! He is sleeping with folks & not even thinking enough of you to strap up!! You don't want your child to grow up in a broken home?!? TOO LATE!!! Your home is SHATTERED!!! You better make tracks now while that kid is too young to understand. He can visit & still be 'sweet' Daddy...but while he is still in the household she will be able to witness his misuse & abuse of you & that can lead to her resenting not only him, but you too. Why would you want her to be subject to that MESS all the time? I'm a strong believer in 'complete' families with both parents, but there are times when it's best for the parents to not live/be together ESPECIALLY when one is a HORRIBLE example of a partner let alone a human being. Well....it's time for me to make like Sucker J after that lil tussle & exit stage left....HOLLA!!

Spoiler: I heard Scrappy proposes to Ericka...Read the story here: http://sandrarose.com/2012/08/

lil-scrappy-proposes-to-his-bab
y-moms/#.UB_0RhSiVLk.facebook Shhhh!

God's Version of Angry Birds...Not So Fun.

N the News 2day: Boy riding a roller coaster gets hit by a bird. A young boy who was riding one of the fastest roller coasters in Six Flags New Jersey was hit by a bird. The boy said he felt a burning sensation on his neck/shoulder, looked down & seen blood & feathers. WHAT THE WAKA FLOCKA OF FEATHERY CREATURES?!? I don't know what woulda had me screamin' worse, the ride or the bird hitting me on the ride...Surely the latter! I didn't like roller coasters before this story but it def wasn't because I had a fear of getting hit by flying fowl at 55 mph!! Now...call me a bird brain, but I have a NEW reason not to get on those twisted speed demons. Imagine if that bird woulda hit beak first...It coulda still been stickin' out of the tikes neck. *Shivers* Roller coasters are officially for the birds!! #NewVersionofAngryBirds

Love(less) & Hoodbunnies Rundown

Speaking of rundown...Man...Scrappy...Him & his groupie is soooo run doooown it's ridiculous! How you gon' sit there & encourage a MAN in his irresponsibility of his offspring & also be his cheerleader for alcoholism? "I looove when you get like dat! It turns me on!" WHAAAAT? Who loooves when their dude gets drunk...then has asthma attacks the following morning because of it...That ain't sexy! Shae takes the Hoodrat of the Night title for that one! Moving on...I hope things work out for Rasheeda & her hubby...It's hard mixing business & family & if it's not working, it needs to be FAMILY FIRST! Business can be handled by somebody else outside the marriage...Staying on the subject of business, Benzino handled that business for his Oldie but Goodie, Karlie with Vince. Vince said she's hot...Mmmm...I dunnooo...guess we'll have to see about that. But...more importantly...Was Benzino CRYING in that scene in the bedroom for reals??? He is the true definition of a wanksta! A weak, weeping gangsta has-been! Y'all ain't been datin' but for like 2 minutes & you already shedding tears?? I can't. Tell you what else I can't do...I CAN'T understand why these chicks keep going back to Stanky J. WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING?!?! Or...better yet... What is these girls' self-esteem NOT doing? I mean, I can't stand to look at his face let alone keep havin' him play me! That EXTRA dumb look when he said, "I do thissssssssssss." Maaan, I wanted to kick him with JustaMan's stiletto myself! Then she kept saying, "He can nah stah habin' ses wit me!" as if her body just be laying in the bed by itself & she's in the kitchen cookin' jambalaya or something & has NO control whatsoever with what he does with her body. La chica es chiquita bananas, man! And so is dangonit MiMi. She has been DRENCHED in weak sauce, cuz! I mean, I know she knows the story behind Sad J & his mama & I was feelin' for him for a minute too...That's really sad that he don't know his mama & I do know he is hurt behind that & that may be where his misuse & abuse of women stems from....BUT SO! It ain't gon' be at me & my daughter's expense. I'ma need you to have a lil talk wit Jesus...& the Maury Show counselor...but...er...um...til you get your healin', I can't be your guinea pig, boo! You ain't gon' keep playin' with my emotions & have me runnin' in circles on your warped wheel of lame lies & excuses! I would've broke his fingers if he would've attempted to wipe my tears! I don't know where your fingers were 'fore you got here...Back up offa me, you infested piece of nastiness! Shoooot...but...they love it! He got 'em hooked. I just don't understand it & I don't wanna go insane tryna figure it out...I'm officially flabbergasted...& next week looks like it's promising even more unbelievable buffoonery...& of course, for some unknown reason...like Sorry J's girls, I'm gonna keep tuning in & being disappointed...albeit thoroughly entertained! Until then, peeps! HOLLA!!!

LoveLESS & Hoodbunnies Rundown

Dead-on accuracy of some of L&HH ATL's characters...Yes...characters.

I know... I know... I'm tre' late on this week's review, but I completely forgot to watch cuz I had some thangs goin on...Ok...Truth is- my husband cooked some bacon & the fumes had me mesmerized that night...But I'm here...LATE but HERE. I apologize to my faithful readers. I can't promise that bacon won't come before you again, but I will try to fight off its evil, albeit tasty temptations...ANYHOO, speaking of PIGS, Scrappy is one of the biggest! I don' know who's worse...Him or Sleazy J...I mean, they both lie like fat, lazy dogs on the porch in the summertime! But Scrappy...Wanting to -first- play his baby mama to the left like Jeff, but THEN trying to play his kid? And that mini-temper tantrum he threw in the hallway...I can't. All respect is lost for him, man...I can not respect a man whose money is worth more to him than his kid. "You gon' take care uh me on that paperwork?" Yep, sure am...I'll make sure you get the papers...IN THE MORNIN'! 'Xactly what I woulda told him. Just like Erika's mama said, "He ain't gotta show you his (pay)stubs, but he WILL show the folks downtown!" Belee dat! I guess we do have to take in consideration his upbringing...I mean, he WAS raised by that loose cannon, Mama Dee. Shouldn't she be looking into getting a room at Shady Greens Nursing Home instead of BEING shady & instigating fights between her son's baby's mama & his next 'thang'?!? She is a Geriatric Gangster...Where dey do dat at? I guess the good ol' ATL, hunh? And that idiot hoodmonkey, Shay is sitting there just thinking she's getting in sooo good...Don't you know when the NEXT next 'thang' come along they'll be sitting there plotting against YOU... & yah weave?!? Females are so silly & delusional sometimes...SMH! Speaking of delusional, I kinda respect that Joseline apologized to MiMi...after she cussed her out & threatened her...that was nice. Seriously...she finally made some sense. Stupid J is full of lies & is feeding both of them stories. Just like Scrappy is doing. They should start their own line of Hallmark Cards - "Lies From the Heart" cards- For when you care enough to lie your very worst. LOL! Antywaysss... Rasheeda was shady for going behind her MANager's back & having that meeting! She def shoulda had a sitdown with her hubby BEFORE she had a sitdown with anybody else! She does owe him that much! Then gon' breakdown like HE did somethin' to HER! Um..no, boo-boo...Just like that 1st monitor at your lil party...that is not gonna work! HAH! She's pretty though. *Shrugs* Moving right along...How bout the budding romance between Karlie & Benzino? Just goes to show, you're never too old for love. Teehee. That kiss almost made me hurl though...I felt like Benzino's neckless head...really uncomfortable. Ha! Dumbest quote of the night goes to Karlie with (not verbatim, cuz I didn't want to fully memorize such ignorance), "You can't talk like an adult, you should be able to fight like an adult." Hey, old lady- If you are truly an adult you DON'T fight. Silly rabbit, hits are for kids! K. Michelle is a fool with the funniest quote of the night,"I Googled your name & a brand of vinegar popped up." LOL!! She kept a straight face wit it and e'erthang! That's my kinda humor! But on a serious note, is K. Michelle in the Witness Protection Program or something? WHYYY does she keep changing her hair from scene to scene? I ain't mad at 'er though...If she can, she should... I guess...Hair today gone tomorrow! I need to weave her alone, she ain't payin' me no extension! LOL!! Ok. Welp, I guess just like MiMi with Shiesty J, I'm done....'TIL NEXT WEEK! LOL!! HOLLA!!!

Walmartians Reach An All New LOW

N the News 2day: I posted this pic yesterday, not knowing how relevant it would be for my 'N the News 2day' bit today. Anyhoo, 2 women are facing child abandonment charges for leaving the baby they brought to Walmart in the cart. The one yr old baby was left in the cart after the 2 women were confronted about shoplifting from the store. The mother of the child was the first to flee, followed by the child's aunt who, at first, dragged the cart with the baby in it, but later let go of the cart & continued running. It was found out that the mother was already on house arrest for a home invasion charge. SMH!!! How you jus' gon' leave your baby though? The loss prevention officer even called after her,"You're leaving your baby! Are you gonna come & get your baby?!?" and the idiot yelled back, "That ain't my baby!" Such a shame! I guess the numb-knucks thought, "Shoplifting charges?!? No way! If I go to jail it's gonna be worth it...I'll leave my offspring in the cart, then I will have earned my arrest!" Stupid heads...One of them falling prices musta fell on their brains! These Walmartians attempted albeit FAILED express check-out got them an express check-IN to the county!! Book 'em, Dano!