Mmkay...Let's get straight to the biz! After that lil therapy session with the therapist, even Stevie Wonder could see Kordell & Porsha's breakup coming! They was not on the same page at all...Matter of fact, was they even reading the same book???? I really am glad that Porsha realized that Kuckoo Kenya was trying to play her. I mean, I think she knew from the jump to a certain extent, but then bought in to Kenya's LAME explanation of why she wanted her to come to her party as Bap's, but then after going thru the costumes her friends, TRUE friends, really opened her eyes as to what vengeful Kenya was trying to do. Trying to make her look like the dumbbell hoodrat she's always thought her to be. I just love when the bully gets the script flipped on them by the bullied! Then she was Foxy Brown. Tsk! Lookin' more like Freddie Brown with her manly self. She is truly not really a resident of planet Earth! You are really going to have a tantrum & have her kicked out of the party over her costume. She still played along, she just wasn't going to be your pawn is all. Then that dude, the one that was dressed like Shames Girl Jones in Coming Out of the Closet, that was trying to get all turned up with Kordell...Maaan...That woulda been a good cat fight...A cowardly lion and a catty hammerhead shark! I will admit I cracked up when Kenya said what she said about him when he jumped in their argument. He shoulda bucked up to those body guards if he was really bad. He ain't want no real fight though. He ain't about that life! LOL! Anyhoo, did any of y'all think it was strange that NeNe was the only one that could bring Kenya in? NeNe must be a Cuckoo Whisperer. I don't know. But you gotta love NeNe with her equal opportunity type honesty. She ran them costumes D-O-W-N, DOWN, honey & ain't told nothin' but the truth! Cynthier looked like... Cynthier with a fur. Peter still looked like a California Raisin in a faux fur....LOL! Kandi's Tina Turner was a hot SMOKING mess...If Tina looked like that, I could see why Ike would put them paws on her...She looked threatening like a stray, wild Thundercat. Todd is a loser almost like Ike for not participating. I cain't stand a lame party pooper! Just wear the wig, Ike! What's pride gotta do with it? What's pride but a bowl wig in motion??? Teehee...Phaedra looked like the mythical character, the Donkat...Half donkey half cat...BUTT<--pun intended--> NeNe was right on when she said she looked the best she has looked all season. & NeNe for who she was supposed to be was certainly fierce, honey! Two snaps in a Z formation, chile! I don't know about y'all but if I had a remote for life, I would be fast forwarding to the reunion right about yesterday! It looks like it's gonna be on & fan poppin' with all them exchanges between Kenya & Apollo! Yikes! Okaaaay!!! Well, until the reunion, like Kenya's mind...I'm OFF!!! Holla!!!
Love is in the air for Kandi & her boo,
Todd...And the pen is on the paper for the pre-nup! Kandi ain't playin'
with her money! Shoooot! First comes BUSINESS, NEXT comes love, THEN
comes marriage, THEN comes somebody else their baby to carry! <---I
thought that was a lil over the top but whatev...I guess that's how rich
people do it these days. SMH. She shouldn't have mentioned her mama
ever coming to stay with her though...That is a deal-breaker with some
men. Don't nobody want their mother-in-law within walking distance of
their house. I mean, as much as I love my MIL, I'm cool on that.
Distance makes the heart grow fonder...or something like
that...Anyhoo... The whole NeNe & Greg thing STILL grosses me out. I
guess when you love somebody, it don't matter how old & cornball
they are. If NeNe refers to Greg's geriatric gestures as swag one more
time...UUUGH!!! I just about throw-up in my mouth every time he makes an
attempt at sexy....But NeNe likes it so that's all that matters, I
guess. Poor Poor-sha...I feel sorry for her. Can't wait to see her
pompous hubby in counseling with her next week. He bet' not act a butt
up in there! What a great segway into the most entertaining portion of
the show.---> Speaking of butts---> for reals, Phaedra? Just when
folks were rooting for you, you go n' do that high-budget, low-class
workout video??? Who cares if it's filmed in a grandiocious mansion when
you're doing hood moves? & wearing that painted on lime green
unflattering but FATtering outfit? & that's F-A-T, not PHAT! LOL! It
was too much & not enough all at the same time! Then she was about
to pass out halfway through! LOL!! I ain't gonna lie...I woulda passed
out tryna get into that outfit! HAAA! Even the name of her video is
stupid...PHINE? For reals? What is that? Pretty, Hot & I (ain't got)
No Energy? Kenya showed you up on this one, Phaedra, girl. If I was
serious about getting in shape, the video I would go with would
definitely be Kenya's Booty Boot Camp. She might be a lil unfit mentally
but physically, she's a boss! If I want to burn a few calories
laughing, I'll get Phine cuz that mess looks Phunny. I'm glad Cynthier
kept it real with Kenya on that Walter thing. Hopefully something that
she said sticks. I hope they keep it real with Phaedra too & tell
her that lime green mess didn't make her look PHINE it made her look
PHUNKY...like she would smell like fried green tomatoes & sauteed
onions! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Ok. Like Phaedra should be with workout videos,
I'm DONE! HOLLAAAA!
I am NOT an independent woman. I HAVE been and
CAN be, but I am married now. I depend on my husband to provide for, to
protect, to confide in, and to comfort me and my children among a host
of other things. I DO consider and value my husband's opinion with the
choices I make. He DOES have a say-so in where I go and who I go with,
not because he is controlling, but because his feelings matter to me.
In turn, he considers and values my opinion and feelings as well. We
haven't always been here and we have a ways to go before we can
officially announce that we've 'arrived', but the important thing is
we're traveling side by side, supporting one another throughout the
journey. We are blessed and IN love. ♥
Looove Message: I have been a
Baby Mama. I was bitter, angry...I felt that it was unfair that I had to
be the one to 'do it all by myself'...after all, I didn't make these
babies by myself, right? That's true & I was entitled to feel this
way, I thought...Life was really hard for me when I had that mentality
because I thought, I have to right this wrong...I have to MAKE him pay! I
have to MAKE him responsible!
Well...How many of y'all know that didn't work? How many of y'all know
that all I did was cause stress on not only myself but the children? So
many talk about the 'promises' made pre-sex & pre-baby &
PRE-MARRIAGE...How many of y'all know that the promises made
PRE-MARRIAGE are NULL & VOID if the marriage never occurs? Shoot,
sometimes they're null & void if the marriage does occur, truth be
told. Anyhoo, I digress. The true point to this message is GET OVER
YOURSELVES! If, in fact, you are the only parent raising your kid(s)
then you need to be thee BEST parent you can be. And you can't be THAT
parent if you're running around playing the detective, saboteur,
manipulator, vindictive parent! I had to learn that I can't MAKE my
child's father do ANYTHING he didn't want to or just flat out wasn't
going to do. I had to come to grips with & TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for
MY role in my child being in a broken home. I vowed to be a good,
educated, productive mother, being that I was the PRIMARY PARENT in my
kids' lives! I couldn't wait around for dude to 'get it right'. I had to
create a stable environment for my kids! I had to make sure they felt
safe & secure! I had to be STRONG for them! And my children are
pretty good kids. They have no real behavioral problems except for a
little attitude & smart lip once in a while. But for the grace of
God go I! HE kept me & mine! Regardless of what sin I was in, I kept
my children in church. I learned early on that wasn't nothing cute
about cursing out my 'baby daddy' in front of my kids. I learned early
on that talking bad about him wasn't doing ANYTHING for my situation
except for possibly doing more damage (to my children) than good. GET A
GRIP! No you SHOULDN'T have to go it alone, but a lot of things
SHOULDN'T have happened, including but not limited to, having sex out of
wedlock. That baby SHOULDN'T suffer because his/her parents are BOTH
too immature to see that HE/SHE is what truly matters. Instead of trying
to change the other parent, concentrate on yourself. Make sure YOU'RE
the best parent YOU can be. It may not be the picture perfect life you
dreamed, but let go & let God be the Artist & He will most
certainly place the strokes of paint where they should be. ♥
Mmkay...Small fries
first...Phaedra- Be really trying to put on that poker face. Like Kandi
said, she was bothered by Kenya's lil stunt...but she shouldn't be.
Kenya was the one that looked like an idiot in a net
so...(crickets)...Yeah....sooo...moving
right along. NeNe (crickets)...Oh wait there was that part where she
was telling Greg to where to kiss her...PINEAPPLES! Ummm...Kandi- It's
great that you're in love. We get it. Sheesh. Gospel though? One gospel
song on a record..ok...that's cool. Please don't do a whole gospel
record unless you're gonna live a whole gospel life though. I know
sinners got souls too & all that jazz, but it's hard for me to
receive law advice from a felon. If they know the law, why don't they
live by it? Feel me? If you don't feel me, you're free to SCROLL ON!
LOL! Anyhoo...um...Kenya...I'ma leave her alone this week...She had some
real stuff going on. Glad she's cancer
free...but something tells me this is not gonna make her drama free. I'm
hoping for the best, but Kenya's track record is...well...y'all know.
Walter freed himself of her though. I liked that he was respectful in
talking about it. Now....It's time for me to address my issue with the
show this week. That Corny Cordell. Is he serious? First of all, SHUT UP
& let your wife CONFIDE in you! Quit cutting her off to put yo' ol'
two cents in. Catty Cordell just "YOU NEED TO CHECK THAT! YOU HEAR ME?
YOU NEED TO CHECK THAT!" Check deez, Cordell. How you gon' be just as
catty as the females? "CHECK THAT!" I woosh my hubby would go all
'girlfriend' on me like that. HE would def be CHECKING in one of his MAN
cards! He gets one more name...Controlling Cordell. I mean it ain't
your place to be checkin' your wife's friends! You TOLD her to do
it...LET HER! Tal'm'bout "Y'all is gettin' on my NEEERVES! Why y'all
can't ack right?" Some may say he's Concerned Cordell, but he needs to
get him some man business. And I heard Peter ain't too pleased with
Check Instigating Cordell neither. Word is Peter tweeted, "Did this
HAMMERHEAD (so & such) just told his wife to check my wife?" And
just by reading it, I can tell it was Peter tweeting it. Look at the
messed up grammar. LOL! Yeah...so there's some beef to come between
Hammerhead & Uncle Ben. I am weak at Hammerhead, cuz I been
wondering what he looked like & FO' SHO this dude looks like a
Hammerhead Shark! And Porsha is about as smart as one..."You're not
guilty until proven...guilty." Really? I bet she's ditzy all year long
too...the whole 265 days! LOL!! SMH! Ok...Like Peter & Cordell's
friendship, I'm FINITO (that's DONE ;)! HOLLA!!!
All those sick of hearing about Koo-Koo Kenya & that man
that's NOT hers?!? Raise your hands! Sheesh! The gig is up, chile! He
don't want you cause you are cer-tee-fiable, girl! He ain't tryna be the
blurred body in the bed on Snapped! He better leave her completely
alone cause she will have that man fighting D.V. charges if he breathes
too hostilely in her direction. Y'all saw that scene...Dude was talking
all regular & she was like "Stop yelling at me!"...Then all that
talk about being beat up & 'when a man gets aggressive'...I just
hope ol' Walter knows...THERE'S A THIN LIIIIIINE BETWEEN LOVE &
CAH-RAZYYYY! RUN, WALTER, RUUUUN! NeNe looked great for her Ebony photo
shoot! I would loooove to get that dress so I could look like a million
bucks...Literally. I like Porsha...but...Her dude is too much in her
business for me. I mean...it'd be one thing if this was a business deal
& she was being taken advantage of or something...But this is just a
silly cat fight between chicks that don't even know each other for
real. Why does he have so much to say? & who'd he get all stabbed up
by? Did y'all see all them keloided wounds? Maybe he dated Kenya &
that's why he's so adamant about Porsha given her the what-for...I
dunno... Yeah...soooo...Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater....tsk, tsk, tsk...
Now you KNOW good n' darn well that ain't the strip club you normally
patronize! I believe he's been there before, but tain't his regular
joint. He took Cynthia to see them Walmartians to throw her off his lil
slimy tail! Ol' sneaky silverback! Half them woman was as old as Cynthia
or older & didn't look near as good! What is with the Parks? Is
Apollo's last name Parks? Who cares? Anyhoo, why was each of them ready
to go in on their relationships at the most inopportune times? I mean,
Phaedra starts to spill her heart out in the middle of Kandi's awkward
house blessing ceremony & Apollo starts rambling on in an 'over 45'
strip club! Phaedra was so embarrassed! SMH! She coulda probably crawled
into one of them granny stripper's rolls & died! HA!! All them face
contortions she was doing! Apollo talkin' bout time restraints, usin'
his prison vocab n' such...SMH! Least he's cute. *Shrugs* LOL! 16 months
with no sunlight, rain &/or slight breeze?!? Yep...I do believe
Apollo gotta dark side we ain't been privy to yet. 16 months? That's
enough to make anybody be a little insane in the membrane. Then that
whole sloppy kissing scene...Yick! It was a little forced &
uncomfortable for me & I was watching it after the fact, in the
comfort of mine own home, hundreds of miles away from the ATL...I could
just imagine how it was for those who had front row seats to that
Lickfest! I bet Phaedra's face was all kinda pasty after that mess! EW!
Almost as pasty as I felt when that guy licked me from my chin to my
hairline in that club over a decade ago...But that's another story...I
digress. Ahem...I must say I was surprised that she wants to still do
business with Kenya. But hey...friends close...enemies closer...I guess.
I do hope Apollo is not being unfaithful & doesn't break Phaedra's
heart though...She don't seem as 'hard' as she has she has made herself
out to be. I think that would crush her. Well...like Apollo felt after
being in solitary confinement for 16 months when he volunteered for
trash detail- it's time for me to be out! HOLLA!!
Mmm...mmm...mmm... Well... Let's see...tain't really much to say. That convo between NeNe & Kandi was much needed...& a little awkward. Greg & NeNe with all that 'riding two-legged horses' talk was grossing me out...again. I will give Greg a whole dollar to never...EVER do that 'giddyup/slappin' the donkey' jig again in this life or the next. Kenya with that pageant-ology...Yeah...Def not the way you apologize, boo. Then again she did say congeniality was not her strong suit. That was ONE thing she didn't lie about...but we'll talk about what she DID lie about in a minute. She is really something else trying to read Cynthia at that little soggy supper with that book. Cynthia is really trying to be hard these days...though...I ain't really understand her lil get-up she wore to the beach. What was with the geek glasses & the winter/fall fedora with beach gear?? Come on, Cynthia...You're the model...You know better than mess like that. Anyhoo, back to Kenya. Porsha made her so mad she went back to the room & busted that huge pimple on the side of her face! I guess since she couldn't POP Porsha, she decided to POP something...Poor, huge, monstrous blemish! 'It's not a tumor!'<In my Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. HA!!! Porsha kept saying 'I didn't call you out of your name!' but you did, sweetie. I don't care how cray-cray Kenya is...you ain't gotta lie! Kenya is more than cray-cray though. Chick is downright & certifiably psychotic! You sittin' here...KNOW you & dude ain't together...KNOW he's just PRETENDING to be your man by YOUR request & you steady tryna make him propose to you FOR REAL! Gonna have fits complete with the ugly cry face, snot & e'erthang! You are coo-coo, girl! Walter better watch out & I hope he keeps all of his pets locked up! I would hate for him to find his bunny boiling on his stove 'cause Kenya is definitely a Fatal Attraction type female! Why did she feel like she had to lie to kick it in the first place? All that feigned confidence went right out the window behind these little shenanigans. Truly confident women don't have to make-up a relationship or beg a man to propose to them. It's really sad & I hope she stays on her meds & continues to seek counseling! Well...that's all I got for now...So like Kenya's sanity...I'm GONE WITH THE WIND!!!
