This blog is all about keeping it real, fun & clean...oh & having real clean fun! I love to joke, so don't take it personal! And if you do, I can handle that too! We can get the debates crackah lackin'!! J-Quizzle doesn't hesitate when it comes to givin the bizzle! This blog is just as unfocused as the Blogger herself. Like a kid in a store, she'll touch on a little of everything, so get prepared for the ride!!
Sorry so late folks, but like with
Susie's mouth work, better late than never! HAAA! Anyhoo, not a lot
happened this week really. I mean...Evelyn cried about her lost love
Oucho Cinco again...UGH!! I've been over this story since Evelyn's six
stitches got eaten up by that vein that pops out in the middle of her
forehead whenever she gets upset. Listeeen <---In my Jennipha
voice---> She jus' needs tah get over it...I mean, Eric almost drownt
(yes, drownT) me last season when he threw that drink in my face but
you don't hear me talkin' about it! Least he di'in't leave you with an
Eric Lump!" LOL! Man, I miss Jennipha! (I know it's JenniphER but I like
the way she says it. HA! Don't judge me.) I hope they bring her back.
Ok...That's all for my honorable
There's Shaunie. Kaaaaay...Moving right along. The new girl, Tasha! I like her...But I hope she knows that long bang & them
furrowed shaped eyebrows ain't foolin' nobody. I can still tell she's
cross-eyed! F'real! Can't y'all?!?! She looked like she was trying to
focus ...but ...couldn't ...quite... get... them... eyes... on the right
track. LOL! I like her though. Now Tami ...Tami ...Tami...You really
wanna know why people associate you with negativity all the time???
Wellll...um....It could be that you're so daggum NEGATIVE! Talkin' bout,
"I'on knooow....We'ah see what TMZ hasta say...I don't want to keep
havin' to induct these broads into the Tami Roman School of 'This Is Who
the F I Am'! "....Ok...THAT was funny. But for real, Tami! Who are you
that folks have to prove themselves to you, but you don't have to prove
yourself to NOBODY! You can TMZ folks 'so you can have a leg up on 'em'
but can't nobody ask another chick about you! You're a tad of a bully,
Then Susie ol' "When in Tami's presence, do as the Roman do!"
tail. Gonna actually ask that woman about her business like that! Put
her all out on Front Street at her own dinner table....AND she just got
awladat jaw work done too!! Askin' awl nem questions like nem joints
can't get dislocated...AGAIN! Woooh! That chile is dumber than a room
temperature beer! HAHAHA!!! Chick was heated too...She squared
up...looked her straight...well...not STRAIGHT, per say...but as
straight she could in the eye & said, "What do you think?" Please,
Susie...for the love of your newly renovated grill, DO NOT say what you
think!!! PUH-LEASE take some Hush Up A.D. (play on Pepcid A.D.=
anti-diarrhea, for all my 'speshul' readers...Meep! Meep!) before you
answer that completely rhetorical question! Just politely say
'Nevermind.' & stuff your mouth with some bread, girl! Welp...I
guess we're gonna have to tune in next week to see if Susie goes back to
her lisp or not! Like Tasha's eyes...until we meet again! HOLLA!!!!
Mmmkay...This is gonna
be like Scrappy & Ericka's engagement- Short & not so sweet!
Small change first. What in the midnight blue sky kinda lipstick did
Ariane have on last night?!?! Since singing in the background didn't
work out, is she trying her hand at a villainess of some sort? Lady Lil
Lips, maybe?? LOL!! For real though... Lesbi-honest...That lipstick
looked like it would make her breath stink, amongst other things.
HAHAHAAA! Then there was Karlie Old. She makes me yawn on sight. What is
her purpose??? On to the next nonfactor...Shay...You still here? AND
you're still upset??? Please build a bridge, honey, & get over it!
You WERE the side-chick. It's the 2nd season you've been on...You DO
know about Ericka...You knew about her in the 1st season you were on,
that's why you kept asking that season what you & Scrap was doing. I
ain't gonna say he didn't lie a little...but really? You didn't know?
Ok. Just like Kirk & Rasheeda's relationship- it's WHAT-EVERRR. The
DJ's also make me want to go to sleep. They need to keep to spinning
records cuz spinning good story lines out of nothing is not their thing.
Can't believe that corny 'Popcorn' mess popped off! Every time she said
it I wanted to stick MY head in a microwave! Moving right along...K.
Michelle DID get into it with everybody this season, hunh? She needs to
get into it with her hairdresser for that unfinished bob. Didn't it look
like there was a little more to be done with it? I mean, of all the
weaves she keeps, she chose that one for the reunion show? Still love
her though, but f'real...Her weave was red wackness. (Say that 3 times
fast. LOL!). Anyhoo, did y'all see the Queen Dee all dressed up &
nothing to say? She's a queen alright...Queen of Land Irrelevance. Poor
Ericka got all up in her feelings, didn't she. I felt for her. And
Scrappy's outfit matched his teeth. Big & white. LOL!! Sleazy J was
loving it up &, honestly, had me cracking up. Is he an idiot or a
genius? Hard to tell with how stupid he has these women acting. Joseline
is honest...I think...Idk cuz it was hard to tell what she was saying
when she started crying. Her accent went from bad to worse & I
didn't think that was possible. She was like, "Ah din't hab a mudda to
teach awladeezdingsanahbinhurandathursme..." WHA-?!? Then here comes
Mean Molly Maid Mimi, trying to sound so hard. I. Hate. When. She.
Tries. To. Sound. Hard. &. Hood. OMG. STOOOOOP! You're Eva's mom.
Just be that, ok? I was weak when Joseline said, "Eet look lak somebudy
suck her (tail) up widda strawh." HAHAHAAA! It dooooes!!! SMH! Maybe if
they get back cool, K.Michelle can donate some of her butt to her
frieneMi. HA! "An' yorh beefcake ees gooh. Doughn leh, Mimi!" Joseline
Hernandez is HILARIOUS! I don't think it's Joseline that acts funny with
Mimi when Mimi brings her daughter. I do believe it's Mimi who acts
funny to Joseline because Mimi is always on the defense around Joseline.
I think Mimi doesn't speak, which is her right, & is condescending
b/c that's how she is on the show. She's jealous & that's real. But I
was glad they could KINDA talk about it yesterday...even after Joseline
chucked her Red Bottom at her. Could y'all believe Mimi kept saying she
was going to beat Joseline's tail...AGAIN?!? When did that happen?!? I
musta missed that episode! Mimi, you are not hard except for on tough
stains. Your voice is shaky when you yell & you do not sound
confident. Leave the hood wars to K.Michelle, okay, boo?!? Well, that
was longer than I thought it would be. Maybe it was even longer than
Kirk & Rasheeda's breakup. (Rolling my eyes & tooting my lip...)
Like Sneaky J's shenanigans, there's still more to come! Tune in next
week for the Reunion Run-diz-ny-eeeee Part 2!