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Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Basket(cases)ball & one actual WIFE Rundooooown:
Sorry so late folks, but like with
Susie's mouth work, better late than never! HAAA! Anyhoo, not a lot
happened this week really. I mean...Evelyn cried about her lost love
Oucho Cinco again...UGH!! I've been over this story since Evelyn's six
stitches got eaten up by that vein that pops out in the middle of her
forehead whenever she gets upset. Listeeen <---In my Jennipha
voice---> She jus' needs tah get over it...I mean, Eric almost drownt
(yes, drownT) me last season when he threw that drink in my face but
you don't hear me talkin' about it! Least he di'in't leave you with an
Eric Lump!" LOL! Man, I miss Jennipha! (I know it's JenniphER but I like
the way she says it. HA! Don't judge me.) I hope they bring her back.
Ok...That's all for my honorable
There's Shaunie. Kaaaaay...Moving right along. The new girl, Tasha! I like her...But I hope she knows that long bang & them
furrowed shaped eyebrows ain't foolin' nobody. I can still tell she's
cross-eyed! F'real! Can't y'all?!?! She looked like she was trying to
focus ...but ...couldn't ...quite... get... them... eyes... on the right
track. LOL! I like her though. Now Tami ...Tami ...Tami...You really
wanna know why people associate you with negativity all the time???
Wellll...um....It could be that you're so daggum NEGATIVE! Talkin' bout,
"I'on knooow....We'ah see what TMZ hasta say...I don't want to keep
havin' to induct these broads into the Tami Roman School of 'This Is Who
the F I Am'! "....Ok...THAT was funny. But for real, Tami! Who are you
that folks have to prove themselves to you, but you don't have to prove
yourself to NOBODY! You can TMZ folks 'so you can have a leg up on 'em'
but can't nobody ask another chick about you! You're a tad of a bully,
Then Susie ol' "When in Tami's presence, do as the Roman do!"
tail. Gonna actually ask that woman about her business like that! Put
her all out on Front Street at her own dinner table....AND she just got
awladat jaw work done too!! Askin' awl nem questions like nem joints
can't get dislocated...AGAIN! Woooh! That chile is dumber than a room
temperature beer! HAHAHA!!! Chick was heated too...She squared
up...looked her straight...well...not STRAIGHT, per say...but as
straight she could in the eye & said, "What do you think?" Please,
Susie...for the love of your newly renovated grill, DO NOT say what you
think!!! PUH-LEASE take some Hush Up A.D. (play on Pepcid A.D.=
anti-diarrhea, for all my 'speshul' readers...Meep! Meep!) before you
answer that completely rhetorical question! Just politely say
'Nevermind.' & stuff your mouth with some bread, girl! Welp...I
guess we're gonna have to tune in next week to see if Susie goes back to
her lisp or not! Like Tasha's eyes...until we meet again! HOLLA!!!!