Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Basket(Cases) Wives Rundoo-ow-ow-ow-oooown: Bambi From Da Block
So much to saaaaay! First up--> Bambi. Where in the Hoodratville did
she come from?!? Oh yeah...that's right...Straight outta Compton.
Maaaan, she is the Queen of Ratchet City! I know it's Breast Cancer
Awareness month & e'erthang & I'm support it 100%... but who
wears a pink bandana with an after-five dress to a promotional party? I
mean....this is a 'dressy' event, your Ratchetness! THEN the chick just
KEPT wearin' the bandana...with like...EVERYTHANG in E'ER SCENE! Is that
her signature bandana or something?!? She must be the one to blame for
Malaysia's recent horrendous head gear catastrophes. She did look good
for her performance, though & I agree with her on that Laura/ Malaysia
tip with being fake with Jackie....BUT crazy knows & supports crazy
& if she really likes Jackie like she says she does, then the girls
need to be really watchin' their backs cuz if she's Jackie Crazy AND
from Compton, she's not only gonna flip the script but she's sho' nuff
gon' cut u while she's doin' it! Anyway...Yeah, Malaysia how u gon'
bring the Bride of Dougie back to life, then want get tired of her so
fast? That's YOUR project...her & her many personalities! You better
get some more patience & stop rollin' them Garfield eyes lookin'
like a human caricature! You need to get your friend! Speaking of
friends, Brooke & Draya are really chummin' it up, hangin' out with
the kids & thangs... Let's talk about the kids. It was good to see
Draya's son...Thought he'd have better hair. LOL! I quit. But Brooke's
kids are GROWN! Now... I ain't one to knock no one's hustle...unless
they're a drug dealer or a contract killer...but...er...um...Her one boy
is 13. He's old enough to see or have friends that see his mama on the
cover & in them magazines all scantily clad. I wonder how he feels
about that. Ok...Mama is makin' money- but kids, especially
African-American boys, don't like to see their mamas half dressed,
especially for all to see. I mean, just think...His friends and their
fathers lookin' & lustin' over his mama. I don't know...I just find
that kinda...Yikes. Not judgin', just sayin. Also, what kind of example
is it setting for her beautiful 15 yr old daughter. Sex sells??? Don't
get me wrong, Brooke looks great...I ain't hatin'...But I'm a mom of a
boy and a girl, both teenagers...Making money, great body,
whatever...There's no price on my kids' innocence &/or their
respect...That's why I keep my tight body covered with this here
skin-toned bubble wrap! HAAA! Anyhoo, moving right along. Laura is as
fake as her nose....and she might be just as bona fide psychotic as
Jackie. I mean...she's literally plottin' against her. What grown woman
does that? "She was actin' all best friend with me, then goin' back
& doggin' me, so I'm doin' the same to her. I got plans for,
Jackie." Whaaaa-? I figured it out though. Laura is spiteful. I
know...Don't call me a genius. But that's also why she's so quick to
tell Jackie to put her foot in lil' Draya's mouth or tailbone, cuz she's
still salty about lil' Draya messin' with her man in that locker room.
Yep...If you ain't heard about it, Google it. She's Lifetime Movie
cray-cray...Right along with Jacked-up Jackie, cryin' all up in Bambi's
set like that. I think she was crying cuz she realized how stupid she
looked in that Pirate of the ScaryBeings mess she was wearing.
Seriously...Her dementia is really starting to show...& it's gettin'
uglier... Tryin' to keep up with the younguns. SMH! Whatever happened
to growing old gracefully? Somebody needs to tell her to BATHE in the
Oil of Olay instead of SNIFFING it. Well...like Jackie's fashion sense,
I'm DONE! HOLLA!!!