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Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Losers, Lovers & Hip Hop Reunion RUN-DIZ-NY-EEEEEEE: Mad Molly Maid
Mmmkay...This is gonna
be like Scrappy & Ericka's engagement- Short & not so sweet!
Small change first. What in the midnight blue sky kinda lipstick did
Ariane have on last night?!?! Since singing in the background didn't
work out, is she trying her hand at a villainess of some sort? Lady Lil
Lips, maybe?? LOL!! For real though... Lesbi-honest...That lipstick
looked like it would make her breath stink, amongst other things.
HAHAHAAA! Then there was Karlie Old. She makes me yawn on sight. What is
her purpose??? On to the next nonfactor...Shay...You still here? AND
you're still upset??? Please build a bridge, honey, & get over it!
You WERE the side-chick. It's the 2nd season you've been on...You DO
know about Ericka...You knew about her in the 1st season you were on,
that's why you kept asking that season what you & Scrap was doing. I
ain't gonna say he didn't lie a little...but really? You didn't know?
Ok. Just like Kirk & Rasheeda's relationship- it's WHAT-EVERRR. The
DJ's also make me want to go to sleep. They need to keep to spinning
records cuz spinning good story lines out of nothing is not their thing.
Can't believe that corny 'Popcorn' mess popped off! Every time she said
it I wanted to stick MY head in a microwave! Moving right along...K.
Michelle DID get into it with everybody this season, hunh? She needs to
get into it with her hairdresser for that unfinished bob. Didn't it look
like there was a little more to be done with it? I mean, of all the
weaves she keeps, she chose that one for the reunion show? Still love
her though, but f'real...Her weave was red wackness. (Say that 3 times
fast. LOL!). Anyhoo, did y'all see the Queen Dee all dressed up &
nothing to say? She's a queen alright...Queen of Land Irrelevance. Poor
Ericka got all up in her feelings, didn't she. I felt for her. And
Scrappy's outfit matched his teeth. Big & white. LOL!! Sleazy J was
loving it up &, honestly, had me cracking up. Is he an idiot or a
genius? Hard to tell with how stupid he has these women acting. Joseline
is honest...I think...Idk cuz it was hard to tell what she was saying
when she started crying. Her accent went from bad to worse & I
didn't think that was possible. She was like, "Ah din't hab a mudda to
teach awladeezdingsanahbinhurandathursme..." WHA-?!? Then here comes
Mean Molly Maid Mimi, trying to sound so hard. I. Hate. When. She.
Tries. To. Sound. Hard. &. Hood. OMG. STOOOOOP! You're Eva's mom.
Just be that, ok? I was weak when Joseline said, "Eet look lak somebudy
suck her (tail) up widda strawh." HAHAHAAA! It dooooes!!! SMH! Maybe if
they get back cool, K.Michelle can donate some of her butt to her
frieneMi. HA! "An' yorh beefcake ees gooh. Doughn leh, Mimi!" Joseline
Hernandez is HILARIOUS! I don't think it's Joseline that acts funny with
Mimi when Mimi brings her daughter. I do believe it's Mimi who acts
funny to Joseline because Mimi is always on the defense around Joseline.
I think Mimi doesn't speak, which is her right, & is condescending
b/c that's how she is on the show. She's jealous & that's real. But I
was glad they could KINDA talk about it yesterday...even after Joseline
chucked her Red Bottom at her. Could y'all believe Mimi kept saying she
was going to beat Joseline's tail...AGAIN?!? When did that happen?!? I
musta missed that episode! Mimi, you are not hard except for on tough
stains. Your voice is shaky when you yell & you do not sound
confident. Leave the hood wars to K.Michelle, okay, boo?!? Well, that
was longer than I thought it would be. Maybe it was even longer than
Kirk & Rasheeda's breakup. (Rolling my eyes & tooting my lip...)
Like Sneaky J's shenanigans, there's still more to come! Tune in next
week for the Reunion Run-diz-ny-eeeee Part 2!