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Tuesday, September 25, 2012
RatchetBall Wives LA Rundoooown
Some folks just need to try harder than others to
make themselves relevant...like Malaysia with that whole made up, silly,
'if my friend don't like you, neither do I' high school 'code of the
streets' beef she's trying to have with Brooke. Don't look at me like
that, Malaria! Oh...that's right...she can't help it. LOL! Don't she
have one of them looks though, that if you were in an argument with her,
you would want to smack her?!? But don't let them giant veneers &
that bougie foreign country name fool ya! Don't forget Malaysia is her
MIDDLE name...her gubment name is LaQuisha & she's straight outta
Compton, sweetie! Don't get it twisted...like that oogly doily headband
she had on yesterday! & you know you need to second guess something
if Grandma Jackie likes it! HA! Still, that mess is petty! I'm liking
ol' Brooke more & more as the episodes go on...Love that she checked
Macedonia & her friend with,"If you're
to fight over a man, you've already lost!" Check, please!! Woooh! She
ain't told nothin' but the truth, bless her big eyeballs! Her peripheral
vision gotsta be off the chain...lookin' like Bambi...the deer, y'all!
SMH! Anyhoo...Jackie's daughter's coming back! And her loco mama ain't
even have to fake her own death to manipulate her neither. Whaaaat?!? I
guess it's true...There's a love for your mother that's like none
other!......I think she just underestimated the cost of living alone.
That's it. That's all! Let her save up some paper...She'll be gone
again...Prolly further away to...like...Malaysia! HAAA!!! I want Jackie
to stop tellin' folks she's a model. You WERE a model, you walkin'
insane asylum! Now you're just taking pictures with Bengay rubbed all
over your wrankly self! Need tah be modelin' straight jackets for Shady
Groves Mental Hospital..."I'm not only a spokesperson...I'm a client
too!" & the branding on her ham hock-as Draya so eloquently put it
....with the over the top hug for the tattoo artist...My face was just
like Draya's...I can't! Speaking of can't....I can't take scenes like
the one with Draya & Gloria. I was like Chris Brown in a room full
of Women Against Domestic Violence Activists...UN-COM-FORT-ABLE!
Okaaaay! Matt got Gloria so messed up that she's about to forget the
ball & go straight for the basket! SMH! The foolery! Welp...Like
Jackie's old jugs of curdled milk in EVERY scene, I'm OUT! HOLLA!!!