Thursday, June 7, 2012

Keep Your Nose Clean: Bath Salt Attacks

 N the News 2day: Another person doped up on bath salt has taken a bite out of a human face again, folks.If any time it would be ok to be two-faced it would be now...So you'll have a spare...SHEESH!!!This is starting to get really scary...I mean...Let's face it, these bath salts got folks goin' CLEAN out of their minds! What? No...I didn't mean...I apologize. Let me pick my face up....Wait...Nooo...Let me just shut up to save face...Oh! Aaw,man...that's not what I...nevermind...I feel like I have egg on my face. Tsk...Sorry...Calgon take me away...dang! Don't chew me out...Ugh! Smf-Save My Face<THAT was intentional. Teehee...Sorry...Joking is my coping mechanism...

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