This blog is all about keeping it real, fun & clean...oh & having real clean fun! I love to joke, so don't take it personal! And if you do, I can handle that too! We can get the debates crackah lackin'!! J-Quizzle doesn't hesitate when it comes to givin the bizzle! This blog is just as unfocused as the Blogger herself. Like a kid in a store, she'll touch on a little of everything, so get prepared for the ride!!
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Put On Your Big Boy Briefs & Go To Jail!
Man makes prank phone calls that lands him in jail. A
man was arrested for making prank phone calls to women & asking them
what kind of underwear they were wearing. If the women refused to talk
about their undergarments, he threatened to rape a kid that he claimed
he was holding hostage. When officials caught up with the prankster,
there were no children but they arrested him for the
harassing phone calls. See? Why can't I get phone calls like this? Cuz I
would change the sicko's life with my answer. I'd say something like: I
wear granny panties. They come up past my pendulum abdomen. (This is a
medical term for 'gut that hangs over your belt'.) They cover my
Cesarian scar that I obtained after birthin' 2 kids...You know they push
them lil boogers thru that little slit?!? Mmmhmm...The keloid scar
reeeeallllyyy itches sometimes! My draws are made of 100% cotton! And I
like my undies like I like my car insurance...FULL COVERAGE, BABY! Is
that sexy enough for you, boo? Because my 6'4, 250+ pound hubby loooooves
it! Now...Bubba (from the county) would like to know, boxers...or
briefs??? Oh & you get one phone call...Make it count!