N THE NEWS 2DAY!

N the News 2day: Ya'll know I couldn't wait to post this one! STUDIES SHOW COFFEE DRINKERS LIVE LONGER THAN NON-COFFEE DRINKERS!!!!! GYEAH BOYEEEE!!!! Won't be long 'fore they start pumpin coffee thru IVs instead of that saline stuff...Ok...maybe it will be long, but we're movin' in the right direction! & that wasn't the only positive coffee story in the news. A man fended off a would-be robber with a cup of good ol' bean soup! The victim threw the tasty hot brew in the armed robber's face in the midst of the crime. The assailant shot at the man but missed due to the steamy joe temporarily blinding him. SEE?!? Coffee not only saves lives but it SAVES LIVES!!! HEEEEY!! LONG LIVE COFFEE DRINKERS! COFFEE- IT'S DUTY IS TO PROTECT & BE SERVED!!! COFFEE- MY HERO!!!! I ♥ Coffee!...in case you haven't guessed...