Basket(case)ball Wives Rundoooown

Ratchet (Basket)ball Wives Rundooooown: I TOLD ya'll Kenya was crazy enough to believe that fish smell was normal!! She was in that bungalow basking like Long John Silver in the aroma of rotten Captain D funk & it never ran across her jumbled mind, "Somethin's a lil fishy in here...." She's nuts, man! Anybody in their right mind woulda known something wasn't right once they stepped out of their hut & realized it fishier IN the hut than OUTSIDE with the ocean!!! DURRH!! & if looks could kill....Honeeeyyyy....Shaunie & Evelyn woulda been pushin' up daisies on that island right now...That look & that shakin' had Evelyn apologizin' even...See? That's all u gotta do is show 'crazy' a little 'certifiably insane' & 'crazy' will make like Keisha & retreat! LOL!! Ya'll know I had to give a shout out to ol' Keisha! She took 'retreat' literally, didn't she? HAAA! Tammi wanna 'talk' now...mmhmmm...guilt is a mug! We'll see how that works out...*side eye* Jennifer is the definition of bourgeoisie, man! Look like with her self-proclaimed high society social status, she wouldn't have worn that thu (yes, THU) scarf with that maxi dress...But then again, her bestie, Kenya, was wearin' those church sandals with her swim attire...soooo...you know what they say about cuckoo birds of a feather...LOL!! Jen hi-tailed it to her room 2 sentences into the convo with Ev...She was definitely in fear for her face...The physical one & the 2nd one that she's grown since last season...I thought she was gonna take off runnin' once she realized Evelyn was following her...Keisha would've. Ok...Lemme leave Keisha alone...like her backbone did. Evelyn knows Jen is "lawyered up" & that's the reason she ain't hit her yet. But, really...Ev just needs to stop trying to play hard & just admit that she's HURT!! You ain't cryin' just cause you're frustrated or mad! That was your FRIEND for 12 years, your feelings are hurt & it's ok to admit that. If we would just say how we REALLY felt sometimes instead of trying to save face, we could save so many relationships that we actually care about. Anyhoo...I ain't mean to get all Dr. Phil on ya'll but it's the truth.com! Alright...well...I guess that aboooout covers it...Oh...& Royce will be back next week...Aren't ya'll excited?!? Yeah...me neither...HOLLA!!!